[Eiffel is in fact pretty good at knowing when he'd toeing a line. He just chooses to ignore the warning signs.]

Okay, but what I'm hearing is, on last week's episode of The Bouch-elor, you gave Chuck [why does the Eye insist that name in fact means Cthulhu] a smooch behind the bleachers, but you didn't get the rose. [There's a moment's pause as he takes another drag.] And then you got merked.