[ Even like this, eyes red rimmed and his whole world rocked, Roman will never forget a single moment where he gleefully threw Kendall under the bus, fictionalized or no. He nods solemnly, wiping his nose with the back of his hand as he sniffs. The incident. ]

It's the real reason why his kids aren't actually his.

[ That's neither here nor there. Roman clears his throat. ]

You know how he's... like you, right? With the whole, uh, needing to abstain from alcoholic fun?