Dude, why do you think one of my top ten 'what do you miss from home' list was porn mags? We don't get to get handsy forty thousand light years under the sea. Plus the AI's always watching you, it's kind of awkward when you have to explain to someone who's brain is the size of like, the entire Internet why you're wriggling around in your sleeping bag like you've got a bug in there.
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