Eiffel's just keeps making the most pitchy, erratic and loud wolf-howling noises for Kujen's pleasure, as he focuses instead on trying to make his feet drag. He's moving way too much for having been tased twice - even his alien powers aren't that good - and the nausea's coming back in a bad way. If he can stumble or trip, upset his stomach enough--

Or, hey. The taser's still right there.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! He crows, with vicious triumph. The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a crashhawk when death is on the line!!

And with every ounce of willpower he has, he's going to seize his hand back - just for a moment, just for long enough - and slams the end of the taser into his own knee as he squeezes the trigger.