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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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[littletonoidea]

Eiffel had half expected Hilbert to leave him hanging and keep going; that the scientist turns around to face him makes him jump a little.

"Wow," he says eventually. "You are really butt-hurt about the magic stuff, aren't you?"

[tarakan]

"I am not 'butt-hurt,'" grumbles the man who it's obvious is saying 'butt-hurt' for the first time in his life. He has no idea what that word even means, but can at least guess the context.

"I simply do not like it when things are this inefficient."

[littletonoidea]

Eiffel needs both hands to gesture bodily at himself. "You were on a ship with this for two years! Shouldn't you be used to inefficient by now?"

[tarakan]

"Your inefficiency was choice," he points out. "Given the chance, you could be surprisingly useful in getting job done. Inefficiencies here are by design."