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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

BZZZZZZZ

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Comments

[littletonoidea]

Honestly I'm just assuming that you're never not sarcastic unless you want something. Seems like the best way to work with you.

Plus that happened in like, 2000-something, I dunno. I was busy.

[cactusy]

2001 for us.

[littletonoidea]

Huh.

[A pause.]

But you definitely haven't heard of Goddard Futuristics?

[cactusy]

Nope. My theory was that it came before your time but after mine, but if we're from the same year, that's not it.

[littletonoidea]

Yeah, it kinda just sounds like a case of weird multi-dimensional mistaken identity.

Good to know that if you hear Decima in any universe, you should probably run in the opposite direction as fast as you can.

[cactusy]

Good plan.

Thanks.

Also, Cole-shlaw was a reach.

[littletonoidea]

Okay but you know you just gave me permission to keep trying, right? This nickname train is stopping all stations!

[You became friends with Eiffel. Eiffel will now die for you]

[cactusy]

Ew.

[Which is the response that she's required by law to give to this nonsense: even though it kinda-sorta reminds her of Fusco, who she kinda-sorta might start to miss if she ends up being here for months or years.]

[littletonoidea]

Too late, Shawshank, there's no escaping me now!