Communications Officer Doug Eiffel (
littletonoidea) wrote2022-03-02 01:29 am
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"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"
BZZZZZZZ
Action | Text | Voice | Video
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[She has no idea who Roman is and would probably reassess her word choice if she'd met him even once, but.]
good
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Then:]
Can we get a raincheck on how long you're gonna be weird about this for so we can hang out later?
[He still sounds like crap but he's up to full sentences now!]
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[She sounds tired, even flatter than usual, and a little disassociated.]
Gonna be weird about the mind control thing for a while, though. Few days, maybe.
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You okay?
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When did you wanna hang out.
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I dunno, whenever you're free? I'm still gonna be sleeping this off for a bit, but you're clear to come over and watch a movie or something with me. Or if you don't like how video killed the radio store, I've got a couple dozen mix tapes I like to cycle through in my downtime.
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[Ha. Ha. Ha.
He'll get a knock on his door about ten minutes later. Time to f l o a t.]
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His hair is still fuzzy and short, but it's freshly washed and Eiffel gives her a bright smile, pushing himself away from the door by way of pushing it open so Shaw can come in.]
What's up, hot stuff.
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Good talk.
[And when it's shut and locked, he kicks off it so he can coast into the middle of the room, picking up half of a walkie talkie that he's disassembled and pulls a screwdriver out from his back pocket.]
You wanna change the music, just ask Tiny Hera. She's got your back.
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Tiny... Hera?
[She croaks belatedly, after a few long moments of silence.]
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How can I help you, Warden Shaw?
[Eiffel uses both hands to gesture at the room as a whole.]
Tiny Hera! She's my warden item, I plugged her into the speaker system for a laugh. Not as awesome as the real one, but I'll take what I can get.
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[She cracks an eye, then closes it again.]
Never had an AI ask me that before.
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"Yes, Officer Eiffel?"
"You mind telling me where Doc Ock's at, at the mo'?"
"Currently your inmate is located in the library, third floor. He appears to be engaged with a book of poetry."
He smiles, and there's something indescribably soft to it. "Thanks, babe."
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Why do so many people get hot for robots!!
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"You'd get along with a friend of mine from home, that's all."
In retrospect, it's surprising that she's never heard Root call the Machine "babe".
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For a given value thereof. Since... AI.
"Or whatever."
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"Sorry," she says after a moment, once the impulse fades. "I'm not-- laughing at you."
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