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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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> Audio

[littletonoidea]

[Screw it, Eiffel wants to use his big boy words.]

Yeah, nothing like coming into this place half dead and delirious to really make this place feel like you're falling down the rabbit hole. I promise you feel less like Alice and more like the Cheshire cat the more used to this place you get.

> Audio

[empathicfault]

[ Well, all right. Will doesn't mind moving to voice, too. He sounds tired but amused. ]

I've had plenty of falling down the rabbit hole back home. I'll manage. But yeah, I am looking forward to feeling like I have a clue what's going on around here.

Re: > Audio

[littletonoidea]

Oh that doesn't happen. Every month this place is a brand new episode of the Twilight Zone, between the floods and breaches and people just randomly deciding "You know what? I'm having a bad day, let's get murdery over it!"

[Reassuring, Eiffel.]

But you kinda find your rhythm after a bit, and then you just kinda Tango Maureen your way to victory.

[empathicfault]

'Tango Maureen'?

[ Yeah, he's not a musical guy. ]

If that's just sort of blundering through it, then I'll try my best. How often does the 'murdery bad day' part happen, out of curiosity?

[littletonoidea]

More often than a blue moon, less often than a pig swims in muck. It usually varies pretty wildly, but if I had to take a stab at statistics, I'd say maybe once every two weeks or so. On average. During a bad flood the number goes waaaay up.