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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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[littletonoidea]

I mean, I guess so?? I'm the one everyone's gonna be reporting to if he gets them back and uses them to torture people, and if you like him you should know about it so you can like

know what you're getting yourself into??

[betacuck]

i guess

you think hes going to torture people???

was his deal bad? cause i'd probably sell my soul for not having to clean my own place at this point
from what i gather hes had a weird life anyway

[littletonoidea]

i mean technically i probably shouldn't tell you like any of this

it's his life and i'm supposed to be the guy in charge of that now so it kinda feels like doing him dirty if he's not gonna tell you something about that himself

if you wanna learn that sorta crap about him you're probably gonna have to do your own newsnight reporting. he probably won't tell you but i don't really wanna put more fuel on the "Lets Hate Eiffel" bonfire

[betacuck]

i dont think he actually hates you
i think hes probably just doing what i did when i first got paired

[littletonoidea]

yeah, elias did that crap too.

and then he tied me to a chair and burned the library down, so

i know the writing on the wall when i see it, is all

[betacuck]

god see this is my issue with this fucking ship
every time
why am I here when that's the bullshit the other inmates are doing

[littletonoidea]

i mean at the end of the day most of you are here because daddy either didn't hug you enough or hit you too many times, so it's kind of an apples and oranges thing, you know?

this guy just happens to have demons as well, but i kinda sorta don't think they STARTED the issues at all

[betacuck]

and the fucking DAD issues
holy fucking shit
everyone has a shitty dad get over yourself
use your weird mind powers on someone who cares you know?????????
angelos different though hes cool he gets it