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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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[littletonoidea]

[Incredibly, that was not one of the attempted deaths he was thinking of.]

Okay, well, apparently-well-deserved karma aside. You should still take a break. Go-- have a KitKat or something. Have a nap. Being a horror movie antagonist doesn't make you not need to sleep, right?

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ eiffel are you almost dying thanks to other people? that's just rude ]

I'm not one for lounging about. My wounds were treated, there was little else bedrest would do for me.

[ also, you know. someone took all his books away. ]

[littletonoidea]

Okay? [That sounds fake, Elias, everyone loves naps.] Well, uhhhh... I can... see if I can't have a chat with some of the other wardens, see if we can't find you something slightly more, like. Fulfilling than just making lunches?

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

Be my guest. I don't expect anyone is all too interested in having me anywhere near a position of actual power.