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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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[betacuck]

movie night?

[littletonoidea]

I know I've been giving meat and two veg a try but that doesn't mean you can just slap me in the face with your kransky and call it a day.

[betacuck]

i didnt send you anything what are you talking about

[littletonoidea]

Don't make me copypaste it man I don't wanna see it twice.

[betacuck]

its not meant for you dipshit

[littletonoidea]

look far be it from me to bitch about your semaphallus flags but

do i wanna know who you were TRYING to send it to?

[betacuck]

semaphallus flags was my nickname in highschool
and i dont know
how much of my sex life to you want to hear you weirdo

[littletonoidea]

i assume its on a need to know basis
for example
do i need to know whos getting lacklustre selfies of mr johnson and his furry friends
hell no
but do it to me again and im putting you on the barge wall of shame

[betacuck]

aye ay cap'n