Communications Officer Doug Eiffel (
littletonoidea) wrote2022-03-02 01:29 am
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"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"
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"Cause you are busy tonight," Jedao whispers, conspiratorially. "With us."
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"I- uh- nnnno? I mean I wasn't busy before but I can definitely make time for both of you yeah sure-!"
He means it but it's very alarming being unexpectedly double-teamed when he knows they've been talking about them and Jedao whispering like that is never for a PG13 reason.
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"Don't let him scare you, Eiffel," he offers. "We're just spiriting you away to our lair for nefarious purposes."
The lilt of his voice very nearly adds an audible heart-mark to the sentence.
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"W-wait, so like- we're doing this tonight-tonight?!" Because he can right now only think of one reason both of them would be steering him back to their quarters and he's not opposed but he's very! This is a lot!!
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There's a flicker of shyness in Hakkai's expression as he glances over at Eiffel, the slightest pulling-in of his shoulders. Jedao had been terribly attached to the idea of sweeping Eiffel off home together, and Hakkai is having fun with it... but they still should probably talk logistics a little before anyone starts making out.
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"Come home with us and we'll cuddle about it while we talk."
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"Jesus, man. You couldn't have opened with that? It's like you're trying to kill me."
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So, yes, he was trolling a little.
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Inside, greatly daring, he'll drop a brief kiss on Eiffel's cheek before breaking away to make tea.
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"If you actually want something to protect you, we might be better off in separate chairs in the kitchen," Jedao points out.
"But you know I always want to hold you. It's your call, baby."
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He glances at Eiffel, and, determined - because if he lets himself fall into comforting routines he'll lose the courage to say anything at all - he continues, "Jedao has told me he's raised the idea of the three of us fooling around with you, but, ah, mostly in compromising situations...?"
Which is to say: is Eiffel actually into the idea when he has blood flow to his brain?
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His face reheats like a TV dinner, and he runs a hand down his stubble as if he can wipe his blush into his beard somehow. "He, uh. Well, it's not like it's an easy one to bring up without it turning into a compromised situation, you know? It's... I mean, you're both hot, you're both hot together, I, um."
He runs his hand all the way down to the back of his neck, curling in on himself a little but only from sheer embarrassment. "I mean it's a nice mental image is all."
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He retreats to phrasing borrowed from Jedao, who is much better at talking about this sort of thing.
"... I want to make sure it's not something you like better as a fantasy than a reality."
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"Okay. Hokay, uhhhh." He puffs up his cheeks and lets out a noisy exhale. "This is... I mean, obviously this isn't something I actually thought would happen, but... I mean." He looks between the two of them sheepishly. "I've just. Never done something with two people before, so I don't... i-it's just-- it's a lot, to think about, a-and I know you guys talk about me but I didn't think it'd actually go anywhere and I'm not gonna like be scared of you guys or avoid you or whatever I know I can say no and it'll be fine but I, um."
Breathe, Eiffel.
"It's... worth a shot, at least?"
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The kettle whistles, and he turns to pick it up, pouring it over the jasmine tea he'd picked.
Through the cloud of floral steam, he adds, "You haven't gotten as much of a chance to talk about the idea as we have. Would you like to?"
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"Together doesn't have to mean together for everything all at once, either?" he points out. "I think it would be really beautiful to just watch you two kissing."
He sounds - quieter, sweeter, affectionate and a little wistful.
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Somehow he hadn't considered that intermediary step. And the idea rolls almost visibly around his head, as his gaze shifts from Jedao to Hakkai.
...well, Hera definitely caught him cranking it more than once, before she very politely pointed out that extraneous biological material can cause blockages and contaminate their already limited water supply. And that got him to stop very quickly.
It can't be weirder having his best friend watching him constantly twenty-four seven whether they like it or not than sleeping with someone while his husband is watching, right?
"I mean..." He runs a hand down his face again, scruffing his beard idly with his fingertips as his eyes linger, uncertain but curious on Hakkai. "I do like kissing you."
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He sets the teapot down on the table in front of Jedao, who has elected himself the person who gets to pour the tea by his suggestion, and leans in towards Eiffel to kiss him. He keeps it soft, close-lipped and chaste: partly, that's to let Eiffel set his own pace for anything more. Partly, it's because Hakkai can feel unreasoning fear digging its claws between his ribs.
It's not that he actually believes anything terrible is going to happen to Eiffel, but--
He is more fragile than Jedao, and it hasn't been very long since the last terrible thing happened to him. And Hakkai is so afraid to love anyone he can lose.
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Jedao places his hand overtop Hakkai's where Hakkai is braced slightly on the table, warm steady pressure. He hopes this communicates if anyone tries to hurt Eiffel I will sever all their tendons simultaneously, and then they will be a very sad heap of useless jelly.
Also, I love you.
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