Communications Officer Doug Eiffel (
littletonoidea) wrote2022-03-02 01:29 am
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"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"
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"I told him that to his goddamn supervillain face!" he declares gleefully. "He was all 'maybe I'll just be evil and dismember you' and I was all 'Never go in against a crashhawk when death is on the line!' and tased him in the leg and he was all 'screw this, I'm outta here'!"
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He's so brave that it scares Hakkai half to death sometimes.
"...what is a crashhawk, anyway?"
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He leans up and cups Eiffel's cheek on the other side, meeting him for a fierce, deep kiss.
"A crashhawk is - insubordinate," he answers softly. "A soldier that Kel mind control doesn't work on."
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"Any time, guys."
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"But this time, you taught him a lesson."
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"I love you," he murmurs, resting a little against Eiffel's outside shoulder while they kiss, only slightly squashed about it. "I feel like you guys lifted the sky up and the world is bigger now."
More room to breathe, with Kujen incapable of looming quite as large in his internal landscape. Cut down to size.
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And since he's already there, Eiffel presses a kiss against his temple. "Hey," he says softly. "The world's goddamn huge. We just helped you bust out of the box Kujen stuck you in to come explore it."
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He settles back against Jedao's shoulder, kissing the cheek opposite from the one Eiffel'd picked.
"I'm glad we could... make him smaller. For you."
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"You should make him cookies," Jedao tells Hakkai, voice thick with emotion. "He saved the ship."
That's what the admiral does, when he's pleased with someone. Cookies.
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But Jedao still looks a bit worked up and manic, so instead Eiffel gives him a slow, luxurious kiss.
"You wanna think about something else for a while, big guy?" he asks, all sincerity and zero guile even while he rests a hand on Jedao's knee. It's an invitation, an offer.
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"I can make cookies later," he agrees.
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But, also.
"Oh, I'm going to be thinking about my crashhawk saving the day the whole time," Jedao promises, and his grin is bright and hungry. "How do you feel about cockrings?"
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"Guess I won't know until I try one, right?"
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He has his own feelings about last week. But he's fairly sure that most of his feelings will be a lot better for being able to hold two people he loves, real and warm and happy in his arms.
Jedao does have extremely good ideas.
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He floats a cockring - and also lube - over from a drawer.
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He settles himself between Eiffel's legs, pressing a soft kiss to the inside of his now-healed knee.
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He lowers his head, pressing a messy open-mouthed kiss with a hint of teeth against the side of Eiffel's neck.
"You're both beautiful," he murmurs, hoarse.
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"Are you telling me I should aim for just kind of pretty good?"
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"A-ah-- so good sounds, th-that sounds pretty damn good...?"
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"Relax," Jedao tells him, despite the wicked glint in his eyes. "We'll treat you right."
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"I know," he hums, and - supported against Hakkai he can shift his hands a little, one resting on Jedao's hand wrist to give him a warm squeeze and the other coming up behind his head, finding Hakkai's hair to comb his fingers through it. "I trust you guys."
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