Communications Officer Doug Eiffel (
littletonoidea) wrote2022-03-02 01:29 am
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"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"
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[They're obviously rhetorical, but not spitefully so. His tone is actually sympathetic.]
Engines are hard, man. I didn't know what I was playing with half the time, and I honestly don't know how much better J-dog is when half the space is like someone stripped Diagon Alley for parts. We're way out of our element.
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Ah, that's a shame. I was hoping you'd say, 'Yes, we're coddling enormous numbers of metal frogs, another pair of hands would be perfect--'
[The Barge is just weird enough that there's a possibility what she needs isn't technical assistance.]
There aren't any kinds of manuals?
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[He absorbs it, sure, but he doesn't use it himself. Too complicated.]
Look, if we find anything where we need a super cool assassin-man to give us a hand? You're first on my list. Or, hey, if you wanna give us a hand with the engine, I can run you through Space Repairs for Dummies. I've named all the pieces at this point.
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... Jacobi's teaching me basic computer programming and Shen Wei has been catching me up with modern physics and mathematics?
[He has skills that aren't murder. He does, damn it.]
But I, ah, don't really know anything about mechanical repairs.
I wouldn't mind learning.
... especially since I think we've made all of the travel food we can possibly carry, by now.
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