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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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[betacuck]

Why didn't you just shoot him?

[ Nope. ]

[littletonoidea]

I'm a pacifist.

[Yes unironically.]

Which really just means you should never go against Doug F Eiffel when death is on the line, because I'll do waaaay worse to you than iocane powder!

[betacuck]

[ Eiffel has slid drastically from 'maybe he's legit and will back his shit up' to 'idiot' in two sentences. Any actual intimidation is completely gone at the unironic pacifist comment.

Said with all of the emotion in the world: ]

Wow.