Communications Officer Doug Eiffel (
littletonoidea) wrote2022-03-02 01:29 am
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"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"
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I want you to carry a gun so you can keep yourself from dying again; that'd be pretty cool.
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I'd be totally fine helping Neal learn proper gun safety. I'm not cool with packing heat.
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Do you think I'm only bringing it up because I want you to help me train Neal? Is that what you think I meant?
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I don't know if I really have a team here. But if I do, you're on it. And I protect my team.
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Hold on, he needs a second.]
...thanks, Shaw. [And he actually sounds a little bit touched.] Look, you know I don't go diving headfirst into quicksand. But you gotta be careful if you're gonna start picking on people who're threatening me. 'cos you're gonna get a lot of folks on your bad side really fast.
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But I'm not talking about revenge. I'm talking about protection.
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[He has to think about it for a minute.]
Two deaths, I got Mr Manhatten'd by Makima and headshot by Quill. Two different vampires have almost killed me, on completely separate occasions. A couple of the kids here broke my nose 'cos I insulted Lilo's dead parents. You know about Doc Ock throwing me around. Uhh-- when we all got separated onto the other boats I got my eye gouged out? Oh, and like- everything to do with my old inmate Elias.
I think that's everything?
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You know I'm not, like- upset about that, right? We come back here.
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You should still have something to help you not eat shit.
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[THE WORST.]
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Look, the point I'm trying to make is- I get why you're worried. And I appreciate it, y'know? But if you spend all your time focusing on the guy who can actually worry about himself, you're gonna lose out on worrying about your actual inmate.
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But, uh-- I can multitask. Even when I get one, I can keep my eye on a few things at the same time.
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You're here for a reason, right? You should be putting like, maximum effort into helping your inmate. Multitasking kinda means you're not by default. I think you're rad but even you can't go a hundred and ten for that long.
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