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[littletonoidea]

"This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel of the-- previously of the U.S.S Hephaestus, leave a message and I'll see if I can bear to drag myself away from whatever utterly engaging task I must be doing to not notice my comms--"

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Comments

[littletonoidea]

Dude, I have the authority to throw him in solitary for a week with no food and visitors. And I've helped do that before to someone!

[Granted, Hilbert's crimes were way worse than 'died' so he totally deserved it and Eiffel wouldn't be upset to do it again, but he's got no reason to do it to Kendall currently.]

So, d'you really feel like testing that, punk? You feeling lucky?

[betacuck]

Yeah, that's bullshit.

[littletonoidea]

Dude, a crazy Russian scientist tried to blast my commanding officer out of an airlock and gas me so he could keep Frankensteining my disease-riddled ass. You don't even know the kind of shit I can do when I decide I don't like someone, because do you know what we did when we got his ass handcuffed naked to a goddamn pipe?

We destroyed his life's. Work. Everything he had on all of his science bullshit, we destroyed right in front of him.

1/2

[betacuck]

[ Hmmm. This may be something Eiffel both can do and a telling a story he's not lying about. Roman should walk it back. ]

2/2

[betacuck]

Why didn't you just shoot him?

[ Nope. ]

[littletonoidea]

I'm a pacifist.

[Yes unironically.]

Which really just means you should never go against Doug F Eiffel when death is on the line, because I'll do waaaay worse to you than iocane powder!

[betacuck]

[ Eiffel has slid drastically from 'maybe he's legit and will back his shit up' to 'idiot' in two sentences. Any actual intimidation is completely gone at the unironic pacifist comment.

Said with all of the emotion in the world: ]

Wow.